I hear it every day.

I think the title of this blog should be things that are awesome about today. And go:

1. Waking up and finding out your toothbrush is missing. Aweome and also creepy. I don't know who wants to use my dirty old toothbrush or what kind of kicks they get by doing whatever they are doing with it but not cool. NOT COOL!
2. Getting threatened for the second time this week to get fired. Both for things that I wasn't even doing. This one has to be pushing for the favourite position. First you cut my hours, then tell me I'm slacking at my job. Hmmm I wonder why, maybe because I have no motivation because I never know when I'm gonna work next or even where I'm gonna work. I'm so over Nellie's.
3. Random creepy 40 year old guy currently lurking around my house. You do not live here so why are you here and NEVER LEAVE? Oh and I really greatly enjoy the fact that you think it's okay to use my stuff in the bathroom. Trust me, I love throwing away 10$ on my shampoo, another 10$ on my conditioner and then 3$ for each bar of soap just so you can use it. Please, go right ahead. Not only are you freeloading but also directly wasting my money so that makes my day just right up there. I bet you have something to do with my toothbrush too. And the toothpaste on the toilet seat, counter and wall. Because I know when I brush my teeth I have a hard time not getting it everywhere. At least try to be discrete about it when you are clearly using things that aren't yours.
   

That is all for now. I can feel more coming though.