Let's try that again. So things may have gotten out of hands. We decided that condoms were too expensive and we needed to up the antics. Hello 24 hour Walmart. Balloons filled we decided that across the street was an awesome place to go. Apparently not. Lesson learned. After hiding in these bushes for like 10 minutes and Aaron booking it down the streets, these guys did not give up. They waited for us and caught us running across the street. So we scurry into the house, slam the door and lights out. Chris drives up and they are waiting outside so we go and talk to them and they are all 'Don't throw shit at cars' acting all tough after they chased us down threatening to kill us. Silly people, it's just water. Get over it, we basically just washed your car for free. You should give us 5 bucks of that or something. After that was over we decided that clearly water balloons should not go to waste so go out again and totally inialate to cars as they cross each other. I haven't felt so much adrenaline in a long time. Being childish is where it's at. This is going to be a good summer I can tell.
Oh and that just reminds me of the best quote. Matt, Chris and I and they are forcing me to try hummus, (I tried it again, it's not that bad) and it was lemon flavoured. So I explain it's probably not good since I'm partly allergic to lemons so Matt pulls out the epic quote:
"So, when life gives you lemons.. you die?!"
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