Give me hope

Oh man, I can't believe how sick I am and how it just sort of hit me. My throat is raw and all my glads and what-nots are all swollen and hurting. My head feels like it weighs only about a thousand pounds and aches. I'm so congested and I can't stop sneezing. I'm pretty sure I'm running a fever and my body is trying to reject my piercings. I'm bruised and battered from over a week ago and still not healing. My skin is super pale and there's no life in my face. My eyes look tired and surrounded by bags. I can hardly breathe and my stomach is all upset. So, I'm pretty much a straight up mess right now. Work should be fun tommorow. Best birthday present ever.